YOU IN BADTOWN NOW

EVERYTHING'S YOU, EVEN WHEN YOU STOOPID.

Everything’s you, even when you’re stoopid... 

Wow...! giving fuckin’ mafia or 

one-hit-wonder rapper vibes, huh?

But nah, that ain’t me. 

I’m more of a cheeky, sexy little fairy

like the kind that shows up at night, 

dropping something sweet in your mouth, 

and dashing off like a cute troublemaker.

Anyway, the house rules are: 

no murder, no drugs, and no prostitution. 

That’s it. Everything else? Go nuts. 

Oh, and the best part? You can grab BAD TOWN stuff 

you won’t find anywhere else. 

So, my shiny tiny unicorns, 

enjoy those glorious moments

Alright, I’m out. 

Bye bye 

-sweet baby Jesus-

P.S. Looking for the Badtown archive? 

Go check @badtown13  You’re welcome.